Reusable Tote bag - Multiple Options

£8.99

🛍️ Pad Wives Assemble Reusable Tote

Heavy-duty. Like your emotional baggage.

Perfect for the school run, gym gear, Aldi hauls, or carrying the mental load of an entire household — this reusable tote bag is the everyday essential for every pad wife on the go (and slightly over it).

Made from strong, eco-friendly cotton canvas with long comfy straps, it’s as practical as it is relatable. Whether you're stuffing it with snacks, deployment survival supplies, or just hiding from social events — this tote gets it.

Three quotes to choose from;

  • Surviving Coffee Mornings one rank slide at a time

  • Rather be listening to Pad Wives Assemble

  • Living on caffeine and cancelled plans


👜 Tote-ally brilliant features:
✔ Durable 100% cotton canvas
✔ Long handles for easy shoulder wear
✔ Bold design that says what we’re all thinking
✔ Folds up easily for stashing in gloveboxes or under prams

🎙️ Every tote sold donates £1 to charity:

  • 2024: Scotty’s Little Soldiers

  • 2025: Combat Stress