I'm just a Pad Wife Surviving on Caffeine and Cancelled plans water bottle

£13.99

💦 “I’m Just a Pad Wife Surviving on Caffeine and Cancelled Plans” Water Bottle

Hydration meets hilarity.

For the pad wife who knows that caffeine is a lifestyle and cancelled plans are a blessing – this one's for you. Whether you're dashing to a posting appointment, dragging yourself to sports day, or just avoiding yet another last-minute change of plans, this stylish water bottle keeps you going (and laughing) through it all.

Designed to keep your drinks ice cold , it’s perfect for chaotic mornings, gym bags, or tactical hiding in the car.

✨ Details:
✔ Leak-proof, durable, and lightweight
✔ Guaranteed to get at least one “same, girl” from a stranger

🎙️ As always, £1 from every order goes to our chosen charity:

  • 2024: Scotty’s Little Soldiers

  • 2025: Combat Stress

🛍️ Store Policy

Please note all items are made to order, which means your order may take 5–14 days to arrive. We work hard to get your sass delivered as soon as possible – we promise it's worth the wait!

We happily accept returns within 12 days of arrival for all items except ceramics.
If your ceramic item (like mugs) arrives damaged, we can offer a replacement – just email us with a photo of the damage and packaging as proof so we can raise it with our delivery team.

Thanks for supporting small biz vibes, big Pad Wife energy, and real-life causes with every order!