I would wear my husbands rank but it's wank

"I would wear my husband's rank... but it's wank"

Get ready to turn heads and raise eyebrows with our unapologetically honest signature slogan sweater – as seen on Pad Wives Assemble Podcast! Whether you're stationed up or just sick of the salutes, this is for every pad wife who's over the outdated expectations and ready to reclaim the narrative with humour and heart.

Crafted from soft, premium cotton-blend fabric for ultimate comfort, this unisex-fit sweater is perfect for chilly mornings, base banter, or just making a statement at the school gate.

💥 Why it’s a best-seller:
✔ Iconic quote from the podcast
✔ Cosy, quality fit
✔ Sparks conversation (and maybe a few awkward laughs)
✔ Limited edition print – because you're not basic, and neither is this

❤️ Giving back:
With £1 from every order donated to our chosen charity of the year, your sass supports a cause.

• 2024: Scotty’s Little Soldiers

• 2025: Combat Stress – supporting veterans’ mental health

Ditch the invisible rank. Wear your own power.

🎙️ Pad Wives Assemble – real talk for real pad wives.