SURVIVING COFFEE MORNINGS ONE RANK SLIDE AT A TIME MUG

☕️ "Leroy is my Boyfriend" Ceramic Mug

Because every Pad Wife deserves a fictional fling.

Whether you're running on caffeine, chaos, or just surviving coffee mornings – this mug is for you. Inspired by our love for spouse coffee mornings  in the Pad Wives Assemble Podcast, our "Surviving Coffee mornings one rank slide at a time" mug is the ultimate inside joke for our loyal listeners.

Perfect for tea, coffee, or side-eye during briefings, this high-quality ceramic mug holds all your hot drinks – and hotter delusions.

💋 Features:
✔ Glossy ceramic finish
✔ 11oz of piping hot sass
✔ Dishwasher and microwave safe
✔ Make those coffee mornings fun– bonus!

🎁 Great for gifting, passive-aggressive humour, or letting everyone know your standards are fictional and fabulous.

❤️ Sip with purpose:
Just like our other merch, £1 from every mug goes to charity.

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