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“Call your girls – Real Talk, Big Laughs and Surviving Life (and The Military) Together!“
What to expect
“Think of it like a FaceTime with your best friends! The Pad Wives Assemble podcast brings laughter, support, and community to everyone. Tune in for helpful insights, real-life survival tips, and plenty of giggles — no matter who you are or where you’re at”
Main Topics
Each week we dive into a fresh topic. From surviving life, to dating disasters, and everything in between – we cover it all. Whether it’s navigating military life or life in general, tackling taboo topics or shedding light on invisible illnesses, we’ve got you covered. We’re here to laugh, learn, and support each other through it all!

Home Truths
We tackle the tough conversations that many shy away from. In a world where we’re often afraid to speak up for fear of offending, we make sure to address what truly matters—honestly, openly, and with the aim to make a real difference. We bring these important matters to light with compassion, but also with the boldness needed to break down barriers and spark meaningful change.

Guest Appearances
In our Special Guest Appearances, we bring you incredible voices from all walks of life! From veterans sharing their powerful stories to individuals raising awareness for important causes, we love spotlighting those who have a message to share. You can even hear from big names like best-selling author Andy McNab. Whether it’s personal stories, expert insights, or advocacy, these episodes are packed with depth, wisdom, and inspiration to fuel your day.

Ick and Story of the week
Every week on Pad Wives Assemble, we dive into the latest “ick” — those little things that get under our skin, whether it’s something our husbands did or just life in general. We talk about it all, no filter. Plus, don’t miss our Reddit /Story of the Week — crazy, outrageous, and often jaw-dropping stories from the internet that will leave you laughing, cringing, and shaking your head. You won’t want to miss it!

Give your Orders
In our Give Your Orders segment, we’re all about YOU! Whether you’ve got burning questions, wild stories to share, or need advice on anything from life’s little dilemmas to big decisions, we’ve got your back. We’ll read out your submissions, offer insights, and help with any topic ideas you want us to tackle. It’s your chance to get personalised support, a good laugh, or just hear your thoughts featured on the show—whatever you need, we’re here for it!

“It is so nice to have something to relate to and have a giggle!“
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WHY LISTEN?
Well, unless you don’t like laughing, why wouldn’t you?
REAL TALK & HUMOR
- Connect and inspire
- Raise awareness
- To beat isolation
- Creating light-hearted takes on real stories and topics
SUPPORTIVE COMMUNITY
- We are all living in the same world; sometimes we need to be shown we’re not in it alone
- Meet others who understand
- Meet new people